Pope releases doveI imagine that true Christian fundamentalists have a hard time getting through their teen years:

“If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter into life maimed, rather than having two hands, to go to hell, into the fire that shall never be quenched.” (Mark 9:43)

“For everyone who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death. He has cursed his father or his mother. His blood shall be upon him.” (Leviticus 20:9)

Further reading from fallwell.com:

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Bible verses that even fundamentalists don’t take literally »